not feelin this “school” thing tomorrow
(Source: matthitarchive, via persuit--0f--happiness)
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
(via rhetoriq)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand)
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
(Source: jo--harvelle, via assckles)
this is perhaps the best photoset that has ever been put together on this site
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
